According to Jim Mize, nature has no mercy - just a sense of humor - and in this hilarious romp through the woods, he proves why readers praise him as an amusing combination of Marlin Perkins and Lewis Grizzard. The way Jim tells it, such overlooked creatures as fleas, flying squirrels, and chipmunks become curiosities of hilarious proportions. In the opening section, Jim waxes comic about carnivorous plants, insects that make people nervous, and birds with bad names. He points out, for instance, that all plants are edible. It`s just that some of them will kill you. He also notes potential uses for kudzu - erosion control, livestock fodder, and hiding the neighbors` house as a prank while they`re on vacation. From the quirks of nature, Mize graduates to greasy kid stuff. He tells parents how to referee while paddling a boat, raise kids that people like, and survive the two hobbies no child can resist - rock collecting and entomology. And Jim has plenty of musings about hunting and fishing. Outdoors people are sure to chuckle as he ponders the purpose of carp ( fish so ugly they have to spawn in muddy water ), the perplexities of orienteering ( Getting lost has never been much of a problem for me; the problem is getting found .) and the procedure for getting crappie to bite at night ( Lay your rod down, hold a cup of scalding coffee in one hand and a floppy sandwich in the other, and, if possible, try to balance the open thermos on one leg. Then just wait. Bait is optional .). Saving some of his most laugh-provoking observations for his final section, Jim answers age-old questions about why women fish better than men, why people give homes to shoe-chewing puppies, and where to takespouses for a special occasion (he recommends steering clear of restaurants that proudly accept Bass Pro Shop credit cards). Jim`s entertaining insights are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud in renewed appreciation of the great outdoors.
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Protron 7-inch TFT LCD Portable DVD Player
Keep your kids entertained on your next road trip with this 7-inch portable DVD player from SDAT. Its unique design makes the easy-pack dream come true. Also, it allows you fully enjoy the playback of DVDs, CDs, VCDs, and MP3s.
Features include:
Parental control
Compact, portable design
Dolby Digital equipped
7-inch LCD
Integrated DVD player
DVD/CD/VCD/MP3 playback
Accessories include:
Audio stereo cable
Car cigarette lighter cable
Stereo headphones
User's manual
Video output cable
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LCD Soundsystem - LCD Soundsystem [Digipak]
Track Listing:
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Tilt/Pan Single Arm LCD Wall Mount System
Designed with an extending arm, the Bentley LCM-102 is the ideal solution for your LCD monitor mounting. Scratch-resistant aluminum construction Silver finish Adjustable viewing angle For VESA standard 75 x 75 mm and 100 x 100 mm
15kg/33 lbs. maximum loading capacity
Swivels left and right up to 180 degrees
Tilts up and down up to 45 degrees
Sapce-saver design folds flat to the wall
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Philips 32PF7320A/37B 32-inch Flat Panel LCD HDTV
Easily mounted in your wall or placed in an entertainment center, the 32-inch Philips 32PF7320A widescreen LCD TV is a perfect addition to any living room and ideal for all you HDTV needs.
1366 x 768-pixel resolution
16:9 aspect ratio
800:1 contrast ratio
8 ms response time
550 cd/m2 brightness rating
Pixel Plus video processor
Two stereo speakers
HDTV ready for use with CableCARD
Progressive Scan flicker free images
Matching stand included
USB connector
Three Composite, three S-Video, two Component, two HDMI, one RF, one USB input
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Boasting rigid extruded aluminum construction, the Sanus VM2S flat panel wall mount features an anodized finish to match the look and feel of today's LCD TVs and computer monitors.
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Sharp LC26DV20U 26-inch LCD HDTV with Built-in DVD
With a built in DVD player and the sharpest, most crystal clear image imaginable, this 26-inch LCD HDTV from Sharp will take your television experience to new levels.
WXGA (1366 x 768) ASV black TFT LCD TV
Built-in progressive scan DVD player
Built-in ATSC/QAM/NTSC tuners
800:1 contrast ratio
HDMI and component in
PC input
SRS WOW
170-degree/170-degree viewing angle
Silver finish
True 16:9 aspect ratio (1366 x 768) LCD panel
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Acer AL1717BM 17-inch Black LCD Monitor
Sleek, slim styling and a classic black finish makes this Acer 17-inch LCD monitor the icing on the cake for any computer system.
Specifications:
Display type: 17-inch active matrix TFT flat panel LCD
Viewable screen size: 17 inches
Maximum resolution: 1280 x 1024
Dot pitch: 0.264 mm
Contrast ratio: 500:1
Brightness: 300 cd/m2
Color depth: 16.2 million colors
Response time: 12 ms
Viewing angle: 150 H/135 V
Audio: built-in speakers
Finish: black
Compatibility: PC, Mac
Interface: 15-pin VGA
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15IN LCD TV HD READY 1024X768 MNTRLT-15V3 BLK VGA/SVID/RCA SPKR/TUNER
Buslink 15 HD Ready LCD TV Features a slim design with a big screen performance. The cutting edge high contrast display accepts the latest in audio, video and computer connections. Lightweight, small footprint and built in handle makes it ideal to move to any room in the house.
Technical Information
Actual Screen Size
15
Screen Technology
TFT Active Matrix
Compatible Technology
HDTV
Aspect Ratio
4:3 Features
Closed Caption
Video
Video System
NTSC
PAL
SECAM
Resolution
1024 x 768
Contrast Ratio
400:1
Audio
Speakers
2 x 3W Audio Decoding
Stereo
Interfaces/Ports
Ports
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